wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.

"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."

by Abracadabra827 April 15, 2016

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Top Fed

Top Fed is someone who does what he wants, takes what he wants, order what he wants. He is the top.

“Top fed tells you to drink that beer.” - Top Fed.

by IHeartTrilly May 10, 2024

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When you hit a football like christiano ronaldo and it bends like warm metal into the top corner of the net

So I hit it and it went top left pidge

by Netfinder September 28, 2015

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A person who wears tank tops to small for them.

I nicknamed Shaun lil tank top since his tank tops are fit for a baby!

by Smi1eyface November 21, 2015

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when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)

omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!

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A penis that resembles small mushroom with a big round head.

I tried to enjoy it but he had a Button Top Mushroom for a dick

by poop in the clit April 28, 2017

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A can in witch you stick you erected penis inside of

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