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When you pull out a pistol during a fist fight.
Frank! You just shot an unarmed man! That's Marquess of Dingleberry Rules!
by Peter Piper Pecker August 9, 2023
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Rule 32

If it exists there is a Porn of it
Did you see that my little pony rule 32
by The inspector June 9, 2018
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Ten Towel Rule

Once you meet a girl and she offers you steady pussy. If she starts folding your laundry and gets to the tenth towel then she feels like she owns the place and you send her ass packing. Thus, the ten towel rule.
Spend a month with a girl. Once she starts folding laundry you must implement the ten towel rule. Once she folds the tenth towel that's when you find a new ho.
by Goopunch May 17, 2010
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3rd Date Rule

The rule amongst honorable men of certain western cultures (New England Boarding Schools) which states that a human and his or her partner must go out on exactly three dates before being formally considered a couple. If the possible couple-to-be has gone out on three dates, still unsure of if they wish to be formally considered a couple or not, the 3rd Date Rule dictates that the pair must make their decision then. Finally, the 3rd date rule states that an honorable person does not ask the same partner on three dates in a row without intention to belong to them and them alone or can otherwise be considered to be “leading them on.”
Guy 1; Hey man, I don't know when to ask this girl when to like, be my gilfriend so we are officialy going out. What is the custom as to when I should do that?
Guy 2; ...3rd Date Rule!
by Gunter McLean May 1, 2008
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5 minute rule

Time you should wait before interjecting your opinion when walking up on two (or more) people in a conversation.
John and Fred were talking about Gun control, and Mike walked up and said that "Obama is going to take your guns away", but if he had waited 5 minutes he would have known they weren't talking about gun control at all, but how to shoot a gun. John says, "5 minute rule" and then everyone understand, he shouldn't have gotten into this conversation at this point. (And looked like an idiot).
by Xman2013 March 5, 2013
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5-second rule

A rule that states a penis can touch anything for up to five seconds before the object is considered molested.
Husband: (poking dick against cosmetic mirror)
Husband: Look honey! It's kissing its reflection.
Wife: Urg! Stop molesting my mirror!
Husband: I'm not. 5-second rule! See. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second...
Wife: (leaves to buy a new mirror)
by Happy Jam July 29, 2011
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The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.
The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.
by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010
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