Bob's father

Nonexistent.

What example? Bob's father doesn't exist.

by Babatunde! February 25, 2023

bob

big ol' belly

A funny nickname you would call a guy with a beer gut.

Hey Bob! Get me a beer!

by singlegirlswag February 22, 2011

spread bob

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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?

me: yes

your local department: spread bob

by your local department April 6, 2022

The Bob

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)

So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.

Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"

Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

BOB

Bug-out bag. A bag used for GOOD (Getting out of Dodge)

What's in your BOB?

by mtbeets January 2, 2012

bob simple

a good tank so good the japanese didn't invade.

I think I can turn the tracker into a bob simple.

by Black mn July 31, 2022

Sketchy Bob

A absolutely goon on the motocross track who is fuckin sketchy. Also the worst lapper ever, he will not get out of your way and he will just slow you down.

“That kid and the Kawasaki, number 11 is sketchy Bob”

by CartoGoup November 29, 2024