an awkard amount of money

An amount of money that at face value is significant and helpful, but doesn't come close to what is necessary for your needs and obligations.

I won $50,000 in the lottery! An awkard amount of money. It's like $32,000 after taxes. I have like $200,000 in student debt and my annual overhead is $100,000 and I owe $40,000 on my car. I can't really do anything with this money. It's a lot, but it doesn't really help in my day to day lifestyle and doesn't make much of a dent in my debts.

by Tubby Crockett November 15, 2021

Money Bunny

A looney toon hoe who make wit yo money and run into a hole.

"That money bunny took my money after I gave her a 20 and she said she'd suck my dick."

by Rossum Oppossum December 13, 2017

Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.

I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022

make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

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make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

boobie money

Money you receive after showing your boobies to someone also known as dirty money

Megan, I don't want to profit off of your boobie money.

by Tequilatitties September 23, 2017

gay money

Earnings derived from the active gentrification of history marginalized neighborhoods by upper-middle class whites who perform falatio on one another.

Gay Money moving in.

by J1Sauce/BallerKing June 5, 2024

Mad Money

An expression dating back to the 1920's, it is a fund of physical currency generally in the form of coins, set aside for when one is incredibly angry. Most commonly it is used in the assault of another individual.

Jerry was so upset, he tucked that roll of quarters in his fist and just beat the tar outta that prostitute. Someone might wanna hide his mad money..."

by HotHaimSammich June 27, 2022