sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio June 10, 2011

thump sock

another word for condom

she said she was on the pill, but I wasn't going in to battle without a thump sock.

by grizzlybare November 05, 2013

sock blocker

a person who who stops 2 or more people from a physical fight.

The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.

by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010

sock mead

a type of fermented beverage made by inmates. Made from water, sugar and an old sock (for the yeast).

I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.

"This guy was drunk off of sock mead."

by dori1977 June 10, 2012

Stinky sock

In Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 in episode 11 Plag calls Tikki sugarcube where Tikki responds with calling Plag stinky sock.

In Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 in episode 11 Plag calls Tikki sugarcube where Tikki responds with calling Plag stinky sock

by E is the best suck it nerd June 04, 2021

Sock trinket

A delightfully-tiny dollop of crusty, dried cum inside of a sock - usually found under a bed.

When Timmy turned 18, I found a sock trinket in his room, next to his father's Playboy magazines.

by MrBabache February 11, 2018

Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021