Purple Sign

When a document is signed between two people of immense power or cultural significance.

"Joe. I know you're a multibillionaire. This will go good for both of us."
"I know, Donald. This is a Purple Sign moment."

by C L G September 21, 2017

Purple is a fruit

a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations

Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?

Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"

by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017

purple spaghetti

A dildo

My purple spaghetti is hard to find

by Winchester4life October 5, 2017

purple pig

When your penis turns purple from having sex with a stuffed pig

That guy totally does the purple pig

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

purple bottlecap

When you blow an upside down air duster in her ass, then plug it up with your thumb, finally suck it out like a whippet.

I gave her a purple bottlecap last night, she fucking loved it!!

by Bad_decisions October 19, 2017

pupple wupple

An unnecessarily long and inane way of saying puppy. Used affectionately

To small dog: Whose the cuteist snootiest pupple wupple in the whole wide world? You are! You are!

by pillowsforbrains April 22, 2018

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017