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Don't move your booty, my baby

In sex, after doing the "Crouching Tiger" either in a homosexual or heterosexual couple, the one that was down (Bottom) tends to move the booty asking for more. Then, the one that goes up (Top) responds: "Don't move your bootty, baby "to express that he can't give more.
The Bottom: —moves her butt—

The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.
by TheWeirdLost April 15, 2019
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Hey, don't care bitch

How about YOU let go of YOUR ego and allow YOURSELF to be controlled turd-man? YOU do the fucking thing you're telling the abstract phantom to do. How does that sound?
Hym "Hey, don't care bitch. I'm not hooking myself up to your retard farming apparatus. That's why Jordan Peterson is posting pictures of milking porn. That's ALL you motherfuckers do. Hook people up to your people farm and live off the proceeds while doing NOTHING."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Don't be a hafsa right now

Someone who throws tantrums and stomps when things don't go there way. A desi Karen.
Don't be a hafsa right now.
by Mn44 December 16, 2023
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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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don't sketch

What to tell someone when they are worried about something for no good reason, or when they are acting sketch or sketchin' you out
Camille: "What if we get a bad grade on this?"
Andy: "Simply don't sketch we're fine."
by ziggytheman November 1, 2018
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I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.
Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
by Koro FIII October 19, 2022
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