michael horton

That guy who sits at the computer next to you every day in class. He makes you laugh when he talks about anything and he's good at applying memes and GIFs to any life situation.

Michael Horton is so funny!

by bad_blood_in_wonderland February 2, 2017

Michael Shettler

The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

That Michael Shettler boy is a real catch.

by LadyDigits04198804 November 22, 2021

Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael Vincent was an American actor known for portraying helicopter pilot Stringfellow Hawke in the TV series Airwolf and the protagonist, Matt Johnson, in the 1978 film Big Wednesday. He was the best of the best during that time. In 1984, Vincent was cast as Stringfellow Hawke in the helicopter action series Airwolf (1984), co-starring Ernest Borgnine. Jan-Michael Vincent was a prominent heartthrob actor in the '80s whose later life was plagued by numerous sad occurrences until his eventual death in 2019. Best known for his role in "Airwolf," Jan-Michael Vincent was undoubtedly one of the most talented, popular, and highest-paid actors of his .

Did you see the helicopter pilot professionally maneuver through the obstacle; he pulled a Jan-Michael Vincent!

by Air Wolf The Great November 22, 2021

Michael

A dude with a medium sized penis

Woah did you see Michael’s penis the other day?? It was so medium sized it was crazy. Not too big,
Not too small. It looks really sad when flaccid tho ngl

by Michael’s medium ding ding November 22, 2021

Michael

Fuckhead.

Michael is a fuckhead.

by Yyyop November 22, 2021

Michael

Smart, handsome and has an absolute demon dick

I was amazed by the wisdom of Michael last night but can’t walk this morning

by bigdick51 November 22, 2021

michael

michael aka jefe aka mike aka the softest guy you’ll ever meet. he’s the class clown always trying to make people laugh. he’s easy to talk to and would give you the world… if you’re lucky enough to date him, keep him

damn i wish i had a boyfriend like michael

yo where is michael at??

by Bute November 22, 2021