Ethan

Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍

Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man

Person 2: fr fr cuh

Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro

Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude

by Almightyeg November 21, 2023

ethaney

the most beautiful girl in the world. she deserves everything but doesn't know it. you can always count on her. shes super funny too. shes the definition of perfection, she just needs to believe in herself. shes the best person in the whole universe. everyone loves ethaney

"omg theres ethaney"
"oh wow shes so pretty"
"shes perfect dude"
"ikr"

by ilovemusicc November 22, 2023

Ethan

WATCH OUT ITS ETHAN HES GOT LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR although he is one of the best fucking guys in the world watch out cus he’s dangerous and he plays with you mind his beautiful tall handsome self is full of wisdom and is great at everything BUT BE CARFUL LOOKING AT HIS BEAUTIFUL ABS AND MUSCULAR BODY CAN KILL YOU INSTANTLY.

OH NO ITS ETHAN TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM I SEE HIS BEAUTY AND THE LIGHT!

by Davis manhandle November 23, 2023

Ethan

Falls asleep in English and Geometry
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami

Cathy “There Ethan is he’s sleeping again”
Callie “I was going to oragami with him”

by DuckDuckGooese November 24, 2023

Ethan Verry

Ethan Verry is a little goblin that likes little kids

Did you hear about Ethan Verry? He ran into the preschool bathroom a few hours ago

by Jud3wyd December 1, 2023

Ethan Steinbach

Ethan Steinbach has the biggest slong ever. Also every girl wants him. He usually has a curse called the Steinbach curse were girls feel the need to call him either hot or daddy. But he just wants to wait for marriage. Sucks to be Ethan Steinbach because all the bitches want him. Freshman even make group chats dedicated to this super sexy man.

Ethan Steinbach has a massive Penis.
Ethan Steinbach stole my girl.

by mydudeee3333 December 9, 2023

Ethan

a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch

me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt

by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024