Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped
by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021
Get the Schlong dipmug. When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 May 30, 2018
Get the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dipmug. A person in any setting where coffee is being self served and they RE-USE coffee grinds to brew the next pot.
I caught Gunther making a new pot of coffee with the old grinds! Gunther is such a double-dipping brewsloth.
by TKx2 July 13, 2017
Get the double-dipping brewslothmug. You totally then take the sticks and stick them out of your mouth and have a mkni sword fight with someone, preferably of the opposite sex.
by You're*** October 31, 2019
Get the fun dipmug. by Dip Spitter February 19, 2022
Get the Spit in your dipmug. by zanidab May 5, 2011
Get the Dipmug. A word commonly used with the word "ship" (meaning to want two people to be an item) meaning that you would not want them to be a couple/item.
by Lauren,19 January 14, 2021
Get the Dipmug.