Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance
Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!
Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!
Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!
Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!
by Conker1 October 6, 2016
Get the Thunder dickmug. The state of a penis when a male has been watching pornography for over 10 minutes but hasn't touched his dick in at least 5 leaving more blood in his member than his brain
by vasikin1 October 6, 2016
Get the throbbing dickmug. by Punanitang October 20, 2010
Get the dick doctormug. When a normal person makes a maneuver that would ordinarily be performed by a jerk or dick. Generally not a serious move.
Jonas just threw sand in my face. What a dick move!
Armond, the town goat, just defecated on a pedestrian. What a dick move.
Armond, the town goat, just defecated on a pedestrian. What a dick move.
by Wil G August 8, 2005
Get the dick movemug. A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.
Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.
Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.
"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"
"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."
"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."
by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009
Get the Dick Towelmug. a turd trick that involves leaving fecal matter in a toilet and then shaving your pubes into the toilet. This combination resembles a long brown shaft covered in hair often identical to the dick of a saquatch
As i looked into the toilet bowl I saw a shit covered in pubes, and thought what is that bigfoots dick?
by sammythejuice October 3, 2011
Get the bigfoots dickmug. Dick or Ball is a game of deception where one person will uncover either there dick or ball, trying to make it look as close as possible to the opposite. You may do anything short of touching the dick/ball in an attempt of figuring out what it is.
Me and bamie \ were playing dick or ball yesterday. boy was i surprised when it turned out she was showing me her balls!
by narkchenik October 18, 2008
Get the Dick or Ballmug.