Tom

A fat, ugly mess that no one will ever love. Everyone wishes he was dead and would stop taking up other peoples oxygen. No girl on planet earth will ever love him.

I’d love to be Tom.

by NotTomBiscuit November 22, 2021

tom lucette

nerdy strange space obsessed guy who may be gay.

you are so Tom Lucette.

by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014

Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

Tom without Jerry

A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.

"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"

by Little Dove June 6, 2023

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is the most attractive person ever, he is also the most attractive British man. Tom is born on the 1st June 1996<33

Tom Holland attractive

by holland bb<3 January 11, 2021

tom cronin

a lad who can pull bare lasses when hes with a lass

omg peter is doing a tom cronin

by LOL_LOL69 May 7, 2023

Tom

The kind and caring soul he will always check up on you and is always there for you no matter what. Tom has always got a lot going on and can never seem to get out of drama but at the end of the day he is the nicest and hottest guy out there if you fall for a tom you are in trouble because they are the hardest to get over and you will get jealous all the time because he is always with other girls but all you need to feel good about your self is just to hear him talk or for him to give you a compliment I love you Tom and it will get better I promise

Tom is hot

I know right and he has a heart of gold

by Iloveyourmumanddad November 23, 2021