shit lid

A bad haircut, usually male.

Guy 1: That fella's got a really shit lid on him
Guy 2: Yeah, paying out £15 wasn't worth looking that dumb

by Gonzakh March 1, 2012

shit street

a variation of shit creek.

"Well Cletus, seems were up shit creek without a paddle... "
"Yessir, and i reckon we're up shit street without a shovel..."

by Cerztyn September 24, 2016

shit-sighted

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;

Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!

by CE S December 24, 2009

shrapnel shit

When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.

He took a ass shrapnel shit

by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005

man, shit

man, shit is a phrase said when somebody is distressed or depressed about something. it can also be said to agree with somebody is depressed or distressed.

Freddy- "man, shit. i have not been laid in 4 years."

L'il Timmy- "man, shit"

Richard-"tommy your mom has died"

Tommy- "man, shit"

by midgaardseldar July 4, 2009

Shit Tangle

An alternative to "Clusterfuck". A disorganized situation. A frustrating and futile effort.

1. I ain't going to the mall with you kid, that place is gonna be a Shit Tangle.

2. I was checking the freestyle battle last night, those boys rhymes was a Shit Tangle.

by fire star May 2, 2008

Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

by Rizzy Rizzle May 20, 2012