school wifi

A wifi router that is commonly used by schools and is terrible to the point of being useless and hated

Person 1: my wifi is so bad
Person 2: be glad its not school wifi

by *eats shit*yum November 17, 2020

School Homie

That one person who is a total homie when it comes to helping you during school. Can be mutually beneficial between the two parties. Can also be toxic where one person acts as a parasite.

School Homies send you their notes, share quizlets, and keep you on track with assignments during a stressful semester.

"Kelsey is my School Homie, she made a Quizlet for our final exam and shared it with me."

"Jay did the assignment before me and sent me his answers. He's a total School Homie."

Jay: "Kelsey, what is EBP and when is it due?"
Kelsey: "It's our Evidence Based PowerPoint, and it's due whenever you signed up for it. I've told you more than 10 times!!! Check your syllabus."
Jay: "Kelsey, you're an amazing School Homie"

by OtisJ March 10, 2020

School nurses

Gives you crackers to "help" with a stomach ache. Doesn't care if there are boys around, will ask u if you are on ur period, Overall shit.

school nurses =lazy bitch

by Luh Tia March 15, 2020

School lunch

Old poop from 1900 that is good for you but it’s not.

Did you here they are giving out free school lunch

by Fuck2013 May 6, 2020

circle school

a shitty school where noah lives and he is a gay fag that sucks the teachers assholes and the school is for feminists and sexist people

The circle school defines my school which sucks.

by anthony4132 May 21, 2020

Waldorf School

Weird. Just plain weird. If you attend one, you know.

Waldorf schools are weird

by cheese monger lady August 5, 2020

The Compton School

A school where year 7s get shorter and braver. Li.tt.le f.a.ck.in.g c.u.n.t.s

This donny goes to The Compton School (g checked)

by Moulton Ganja September 24, 2020