a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.
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Get the Porn mug.Hym "Will it make me think they are walking dogshit and society needs to shift the onus on to me to shield them from the divisiveness their existence inherently creates and their conceptual inferiority (And it IS inferiority you piece of shit. Work harder and maybe one day you'll be good enough to beat the tranny) is deferred to the men they don't fuck both socially and culturally? Will I think the only reason I feel ANYTHING towards them is the result of a biological compulsion? A compulsion that isn't even for MY OWN SURVIVAL but THIERS. So THEY aren't as disposable as I am. So they aren't food. Is it going to make me thing that I'm not good enough to use them for sex indiscriminately so I'll have to settle for being the type of man that one of the used up, jizz covered, discarded, and interchangeable gears that one of the men who CAN use them indiscriminately for sex swapped out for a clean one can sign a contract entitling her to half of the money my owner gives me so that when she interacts with another fat cock I can lose everything? Oh but the good ones don't do that! The good ones wait for you to get done fucking all of the other women and then do what you want indefinitely. Er, wait, no that's only the fat cocks. Is that the porn? Is the porn making me think this?"
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Man 1: Imma go watch some porn
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums
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