"Tea Sipper" is a mildly derogatory term to describe someone who is English and perceived as two-faced, hypocritical, and shares prejudiced attitudes about others. At the surface level, a "Tea sipper" may be seen as polite, but in reality have no empathy and never genuinely mean well to others. They are also often described as amoral or cynical. "Tea sipper" in this case is simply directed at the English tradition of afternoon tea.
I can't believe he was talking behind my back like that, I thought he was a chill guy but deep down hes just another tea sipper.
by TacticalBotany February 16, 2024

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023

"I hooked up with this gorgeous guy last night, I was gagging, when he took his clothes off, he had major Sunday tea!"
by Joiz October 30, 2013

a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out
by XnsFracture May 12, 2016

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
