Sock

Torture devices for your feet.

A: "Why don't you wear socks?!"
B: "They burn my feet to death!!!!!!"

by Aristar May 28, 2018

New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022

Grippy Sock GF

nymphomaniac

GET THAT GRIPPY SOCK GF SOME DICK QUICK

by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024

sock arm

a lying bitch

tell me the truth you sock arm

by cookieloverdiabetes September 20, 2020

Sticky Sock

A sock with jizz in it

yo my ma found my sticky sock

by wizardofjizz March 18, 2024

Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss

Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*

by Peeong socks is ducky f good July 14, 2022

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023