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Semiticwash

1- Semiticwash, noun/adjective
A deliberate attempt to deflect or nullify criticism of Israel and/or Zionism by bringing up "Jews" or "Judaism", thereby misrepresenting the criticism of zionism or Israel as purely antisemitic in nature or motive.

2- Semiticwashing, verb
a. To falsely accuse someone of being antisemitic to delegitimize them and/or discredit their argument.

B. To unjustifiably dismiss any argument or criticism of Israel/Zionism as antisemitic.

3- Semiticwasher, noun
A person who engages in semiticwashing.
He just called me antisemitic for saying that Israel violated international laws. Such a blatant semiticwash!
by Kingly93749 January 4, 2024
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Semeeha

A pretty, darkskinned girl with a very timid heart. She likes to act in control and in charge of her emotions when she’s not. She’s quite naive but likes to make everyone believe that she knows it all. She is also very creative and artistic if given the chance.
She is a very creative artist. Her name is Semeeha.
by Aunty Tem Tem January 13, 2024
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Semeril

An Adjective made by a 9 year old to describe something as similar to a Samurai
Also a misinterpretation of the words Semirural
Damn that Leaf is pretty Semeril
by Semerilleaf January 13, 2024
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semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!
by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024
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Semiohazard

An SCP Foundation term that refers to anomalies that can change the very fundamental structures of logic and its axioms to the point that they will be (and have always been) considered a definite fact by all of consensus reality, as it reshapes itself in accordance with the new retroactively changed "law". This effect extends to mathematics, identifiers, chronology and even semantics, rendering communicating any information that is affected by a semiohazard extremely difficult.

For example;

- Changing your own "name" into another, more abstract personal identifier like PERSON, HUMAN or RESEARCHER. Subsequently, you yourself and every other person would only identify "you" using only the identifier that you are given/cursed. Nobody can ever identify or refer to you as any other name or identifier, no matter how trivial the conversation of information may be. Of course, changing your identifier afterward is fundamentally impossible.

- An instance of a semiohazardous man, whom can live for as long as he... well, he doesn't actually want to live, because he doesn't know what "living" really is, as he also doesn't know what "death" is either. After only just learning about the concept of death by a fellow researcher one day, he then swiftly and instantly dies on the spot.

- "Sally has 2 apples. Someone gave her another 2 apples. Now, Sally has 10 apples."

Confused? Well, you shouldn't be, because this situation is done entirely with Base-4, instead of Base-10.
"A particularly costly example of a semiohazard: 'the operations of 'YWTGTSYT' are perfectly legal,' one which has obligated the Foundation Legal Department to entirely redraft Texas' corporate laws. These things are perceived facts of baseline reality; they always have been, and always will be, apparently true. But they shouldn't, and we know they shouldn't. They aren't part of reality because reality says so, but because reality has been pulled inside-out by the perceptual nature of semantic equivalence.

Read on, knowing that you must accept what the universe says is true, even if it doesn't make sense; one plus one doesn't always equal two."
— Dr. Eli Forkley
Director of Miscommunications
from "SCP-INTEGER", aka "SCP-5242"

"A semiohazard, informally, is a fact of the universe that just shouldn't be true, but functionally is. They are inherently abstract and affect the way that we think and communicate about reality."
— Intro to Semiospherics
S. M. Katz, Esq. et al
by Zack-1 January 26, 2024
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Semibisexual

When you wanne be Special so you say you Are semibisexual meaning you bi and Not bi or in other words you Are an idiot who should´nt be on this planet anymore

kys
Tom: I am Semibisexual
Joshua: Suck my nuts you fucking piece of shit go fucking kys
*Gun Shot*
by Heavycrafter938 January 30, 2024
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Semelemem

A semelemem is a person or friend that's so real.
I get what you mean, you're so semelemem.
by Braebraee January 31, 2024
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