Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.

God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Post-Cut Clarity

The realization after a haircut that you really are that nigga!

..: You still looking in the mirror?
....: Yeah, that post-cut clarity hitting rn

by wavymf December 18, 2023

Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.

Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.

by Smith Words June 2, 2014

Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.

-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.

by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019

POST

A dirty word that Facebook WILL NOT ALLOW!!

I tried to make our facebook page name "SoundPOST String Quartet" but Facebook said no.

by jace000 August 27, 2018

post relationship ick syndrome

that feeling when you get the ick from a past relationship or ex . even though you're not together you still feel a powerful ick that makes you question everything

"i'm getting major PRIS from that"

"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!

by morrow070shakeshakeshake May 22, 2023