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the potato war

the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.

"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade
Random player: omg is he gonna start the potato war?
Technoblade: DID SOMEONE SAY POTATOES?!?!?!
by dailyretard April 23, 2023
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deep potato

The act of dunking your balls into a ladies bum hole while having sex.

The balls are the potato's going back into the soil (poop hole)
Graham gave me a deep potato last night.
by Boneymick May 4, 2023
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mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.
“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato
by negr0thehero May 7, 2023
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Potato

An overdramatic hoe <3
Is married to bee <3
Is very fucking fruity <3

#stantwice
#Bee’s ex can die <3 XOXO

Really short for what 🙄
Potato is such a hoe!
by HottieThotties May 8, 2023
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National potato day

May 11th is national potato day! This day you will do whatever you want with potatoes. Make fries, boil them, fry them, and many other cool ideas. Make sure to share this with a friend and remember, go celebrate potatoes!
National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.
by I.Love.Her May 11, 2023
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potato

potato is the biggest most humongous person ever. LOVE YOU BIG!!! - A
by yassbiggie125 November 20, 2023
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Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.
"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
by written_slander November 24, 2023
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