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Jake

Jake at first seems like a quiet fellow, but when you get to really know him he is funny and crazy. Jake usually likes to do dumb things and get in trouble at school with his best friends. But with all good intentions. Jake may not seem to be the smart type, but he is!

Jake is also very athletic. He may do football, wrestling, and baseball, or maybe basketball and track. Or really just whatever your school has to offer. He is also very caring and polite to other around him. Although he does like to pick on a certain kid with his friends. Overall he is just a really nice person.

If you ever get the chance to meet a Jake, go for it! He will never let you down and can always be there for you in difficult situations.

If you are dating a Jake, be prepared that he might not show PDA at first but along the road he will. When it comes to relationships he doesn't normally know what to do. Sure he is good looking and can pull any girl, but his first thought isn't really about girls. Either because he doesn't want one yet or he is most likely to be Christian.

So please do not ever let go of a Jake.
Girl1: "Woah, who is that? He's cute!"
Girl2: "Ikr, but that's MY boyfriend Jake."
by Sunnybitch69 June 7, 2022
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Jake grabowski

A slight red neck despite not being southern. A complete fucking dickwad, openly closeted racist, uses the n-word hard r without joking, doesn’t actually hate blacks, really hate Jews
Dude, uganwae got really upset about what Jake grabowski said earlier

Eh it’s fine. It’s not like he’s a Jew or anything
by Sebby_memez January 27, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a kid who isn't the smartest, but he is great at taking a joke, and seems to have many girlfriends who go to a different school or church.
Me: Jake is dumb
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
by donny12345? July 29, 2022
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Jake Demary

A term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. He often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.
You want to hang out tonight? Maybe go sailing?

No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!
by Wolfpack member #3 November 24, 2011
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Jakeing Out

When your love for food has you zoning out.
Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...
by Timbenjamo April 23, 2018
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Jake

Very kool and epik gamer

He is also very kool
Jake is very kool
by Bcienendns July 25, 2022
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Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.
I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.
by ChadOkay August 1, 2019
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