Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

dad

a bad person who will steal your bagel and helped make you.

Me: What is a dad?
Dad: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

by Some b0die August 10, 2021

Dad

Not found

Ur either adopted or fatherless its because ur dad didnt want a child but the horny killed him or he just went to bring milk and never came back cus ur a loser

by I know everything about ur dad July 16, 2022

Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.

Me: fuck you dad

by YouAllSuckOkay June 4, 2022

russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths

Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol

by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

WANNA B DAD

Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.

P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019