Dad

That man who went to get milk when you were three, along with his U.S. ID. Or just the guy who's inside you right now.

Stories: my Dad left after being tracked by the police and a bunch of furries.

by YaBoiWaffles November 30, 2018

dad

a bad person who will steal your bagel and helped make you.

Me: What is a dad?
Dad: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

by Some b0die August 11, 2021

Dad

A Dad is someone who probably left your family when you were 3yrs old or went to buy milk but you already had some...

Where’s my milk, and my dad

by Dick Hammerbush June 02, 2020

Dad

Sorry, unfortunately no results could be found

Ur dad has no results found sorry

by 5H434D December 11, 2021

Dad

Calling someone a dad is saying they either leave everything all the time or they tell really bad jokes.

Jonathan you are such a dad

by Amack205 January 02, 2020

Dads

Day after drinking shits.

Damn I have dads and it’s coming out like lava!

by Death Keeper June 08, 2019

dad

a mf who fkd around cuz they couldnt keep their thing in their pants and now have victim complex

person a: im a dad!
person b to person c: hes a dad! he must have victim complex too!

by svrnn November 26, 2021