salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum

Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy

by LewisJepson September 20, 2010

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Time bum

An ass that although perfectly acceptable on an 18 year old, will inevitably fall prey to gigant-ass syndrome in a few more years. The outer limit of ass acceptability, where a mere inch makes the difference between fine and flabby.

She's no keeper, you best hit that now 'cause you know that Time bum's going off any day now.

by pegcityswimmer September 30, 2010

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Bum-Fog

A fog-like stench created when one farts in the closed area of a steamy shower room or sauna. The stink bonds to the steam and mist of the enclosed area and alters into “Bum-Fog.”

No way would I sit in the Bum-Fog of a YMCA sauna.

by treasury of the clubhouse August 9, 2010

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Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned

Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

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bum chillin

Relaxing like a wino; laid out anywhere convenient and usually due to being inebriated. Happily lazy in some form of intoxication. Can be used to describe relaxing without intoxication, but implies general unawareness of the world at large.

Q: Did you go the club last night?

A: Na, I got case and was bum chillin on the porch.

by your real name, tryina tellme October 24, 2010

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