talk to the jazz hand

A phrase conveying "I don't want to hear what you have to say" Only with jazz hands (a little shake at the wrist) the user is adding a little emphasis.

Girl1: He was like all trying to talk about his new girlfriend when I ran into him.

Girl2: Wha'd he say?

Girl1: I donno and I don't care. I was all . . . talk to the jazz hand about that nonsense. (Gesturing with an outstretched palm with a slight wiggle to the hand)

Girl2: You go sister!

by olsongt September 7, 2009

one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.

The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?

by fred ressler August 20, 2007

Hand in the face

a defensive menover where u shake ur hand in their face in waveing motion until they lose all conrol and give up out of imbarresment .no one can resist it

'im gonna punch u'
'ow rly, hand in the face'

by Brace Ur Face October 11, 2008

hand lazers

A neurological disorder first encountered by 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. He believes that he has the power to project lasers from his hands and fingers. He usually does this act in private.

Hey did you see Susan, he thought no one was watching and started doing hand lazers while watching pokemon!

or

Hey handy man stop with the hand lasers you're 33 years old!

by Doctor Delicious July 21, 2010

hand-butt

A hand stained by improper wiping of ones ass-parm (parmesan).

Pubert Buttscotch was appalled, his mother served his spaghetti that evening with the obvious markings of a hand-butt. He thought, she must have forgotten to wipe properly. The poo stain was horrendous.

by Kodeir January 4, 2009

Heavy Handed

When something goes wrong or when a person says somehting mentaly damageing.

When you or someone else is devisted by curent events.

When things dont go very well.

This day is really bad I felt pretty Heavy Handed today.

I was beaten up, my gf left me and my car tires were stolen. I feel pretty heavy handed

I'm going to hit you so hard you're going to feel heavy handed

by Cpt. Shmidlap November 30, 2011

Dead Man's Hand

Historically, the phrase, "Dead Man's Hand" was given to the last poker hand that Wild Bill Hickok had been dealt when he was murdered during a game of five-card-draw. Although there is quite the controversy over what those five cards were or even if there actually were five cards when the infamous Hickok was slain, there appears to be a general mind that he was holding a pair of 8's and a pair of Ace's. However, the most controversial aspect about the poker hand in question, was the the number and suit of the fifth card.

You're about as useful as a "Dead Man's Hand."

by donkey otay April 20, 2012