Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.

I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!

by mika6969 July 20, 2024

Mama Bird

When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.

“Yo man, this girl and I got really crazy last night! She said she wanted to give me a Mama Bird!”

by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020

big bird

rapist, child chaser.
he likes 'em real young.

roses are red, obey your master
the children were fast
but big bird was faster...

by Wywydaboss420 November 10, 2018

Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

bird

n. A synonym for the male genatalia, typically coined by Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys

One time I was making a model and I glued the wing of a B17 bomber to my bird by accident

by cheeseburgerwalrus December 6, 2017

Bazey bird

Attractive female.

Male 1: Hey yo, did you see that bazey bird over there?!

Male 2: Yeah bro, she's definitely a 9!

by Deltafour February 3, 2012

Momma Bird

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she feeds it back to you like a Mother bird to her chicks.

Yo, that girl gave me the Momma Bird last night! I never thought I'd like it!

by Sanjit Krishnamurthy March 17, 2025