by 2Kewl4u March 01, 2015
Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
by Grabacr January 28, 2022
When a girl sucks your dick soooooo good u wish u could cum more than twice without your dick hurting. It makes yo dick happy. Licking the tip and crown will make yo mans moan hard as fuck. That means u giving him brain.
James: Oooooh fuck I thought oral sex was bad but this is really nice 🤩
Erika: *lick lick* mmmm your dick tip is good😛 that brain was good right??
Erika: *lick lick* mmmm your dick tip is good😛 that brain was good right??
by ThisIsO.T May 10, 2018
me when I was born: hi world
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
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thats how I lost my brain
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
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thats how I lost my brain
by if you raed this u gay October 29, 2018
by dio_brando1737 August 24, 2020