Half-Way Rule

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.

Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!

by WREKLESS April 9, 2023

Bike/Horse Rule

A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.

My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.

by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022

Butt rule truce

When an argumentation goes to shits and both parties opinions are split in two halves, the "butt rule truce" is an option to defuse the situation. Whoever claims it first gets to spank the other on the bum to lighten the atmosphere.

In a written context, it's shortened as brt, which also can lead to hilarious follow-up.

Wow, we can't seem to agree on if sloths are slow or not in any way, I call butt rule truce. *smack*

by Testostus January 24, 2017

lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya

“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”

by bluhsmith August 9, 2020

5 second rule

When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.

*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*

by Kweentoos June 13, 2023

Joe Z Rule

A rule for raffle prizes, that if an individual already owns an item for raffle, that individual cannot win it. This is usually confirmed by showing proof of non-ownership upon winning the raffle prize.

Pocky broke the Joe Z Rule. He won the raffle for mooncakes, but already had aftermarket wheels on his car.

by Philip MSPT November 5, 2008

eleven rules of earth

1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3.When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6.Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9.Do not harm little children.

10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

The eleven rules of earth is better than the 10 commandments and a much better way to live. You say god loves you but you don't even know that satanists follow these rules.

by Esghedes February 11, 2018