two finger mcgillicudy

A medical procedure performed by Dr. Wayne Fuckman M.D. and Dr. McGillicudy. The doctors get so deep in you with their gloved hands they tickle your tonsils

I haven't walked properly since Dr. Fuckman prescribed a Two Finger McGillicudy to check on my tonsillitis

by Toby Highroller March 27, 2015

Kick Her in the Fingers

When you deny a woman your credit card.

"She wants to spend $500 on a new purse."

"You gotta kick her in the fingers man"

by BlueJuice April 30, 2015

three finger mack

An effective way of seducing/ pleasing your sexual partner using three fingers

Dude I hit her with the three finger mack, she is down for the count.

by Loldeskle May 19, 2015

Drag Strip Finger

The subtle art of dragging a gentle finger across the girls slit in order to entice and excite, with enough pressure to transfer luscious vagina odor to the fingers.

Bro: she didn't let me go all the way
Bro2: well how far did you get?
Bro: I got a drag strip finger and smelled it the rest of the day.

by Penntucky August 18, 2016

twist my fingers

Verb throwing up gang signs

When the of''s come by i twist my fingers

by Yungxanax December 9, 2016

Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.

(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)

by Donald Biden November 25, 2020

painted middle finger

When someone paints their middle finger they are incredibly gay.

beau: Hey have you seen ella’s painted middle finger.
jodie: Yeah i’m so proud of her

by lolgetwrecked October 19, 2020