Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole

damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea

by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 26, 2022

Mountaineer's Tea

n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.

Waitress: So, just sweet tea?
Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?

by Latino Banana October 24, 2016

slim tea

a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.

M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning

by I’m A Ghost May 03, 2021

Tea Master

This is an investigative journalist or a blogger that receives dirty and damaging secrets mostly about celebrities and exposes them to the general public mostly via social media.

The Tea master just released screenshots on the Dj Mo cheating scandal.

by dm1g31 October 08, 2020

tea buddies

a tea buddy is someone you spill tea(gossip) with, and value dearly. all tea is confidential and no matter the seriousness of it, may not be shared with the outside world.

*two tea buddies spillin some hot tea*
shan : "I gotz the tea."
ky : "ouhhh sister spill"

by ShandaAwesome January 02, 2019

Typical Tea Activities

(T)typical (T)tea(A) activities.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic

such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.

PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.

by teathepot August 14, 2023

Sunday Tea

A really small dick (pinky size)

"I hooked up with this gorgeous guy last night, I was gagging, when he took his clothes off, he had major Sunday tea!"

by Joiz October 30, 2013