poop slut

A person who has sex for meth (aka poop). Similar to a crack whore.

Sandy is a total poop slut. She'll fuck anything for a chance to hit the poop pipe.

poop slut by chris 712 January 5, 2009

poop whacker 

n. someone who is completely worthless and stupid; loser

"Stop being such a poop whacker and leave me along before i beat your ass"

poop whacker by ssdafanie April 21, 2004

poop chuter 

Where the poop shoots so hard out of your bum hole that it bounces off the toilet and back into the air back INTO your bum hole. this is serious shit.

i was going to the bathroom and my turd turned into a poop chuter. it was very uncomfortable

poop chuter by aliceinhookerland November 6, 2010

poop pudding 

Poop pudding is the same as power pudding... a combination equal parts of bran, applesauce, & raisins or prunes &/or prune juice warmed & given a small portions to relieve constipation

After a week of gas & bloating butt no stool, poop pudding saved the day.

poop pudding by ekcjt November 18, 2015

poop it & scoop it

A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.

"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"

poop it & scoop it by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006

poop circle 

The steps a dog makes when looking for the perfect poop spot. Usually starting with a circle slightly larger than its own body size, a dog will circle 'round and 'round finally just keeping his front feet planted and hopping with his back.

Observer #1: Is Fido taking care of his business yet?

Observer #2: He's just finishing up his poop circle. He'll probably bark to be let in in the next 2 minutes."

poop circle by calicoblonde August 7, 2009

poop fucker 

when you take a shit with a dip in and then you pick it up and fuck it

i perfomed a poo fucker today
brittney rolland is a poop fucker

poop fucker by brittney roland February 17, 2004