resurrection poo

When you poo and even after you flush and it goes away, it comes back when you're not looking.

Dude, I had a poo and no matter how many times I flushed it kept coming back. It must've been a resurrection poo.

by The Crig February 4, 2010

Plucky Poo

A gripping or lifting utensil used to move, rotate, and turn a steak, fish, or other protein with delicate precision on a grilling surface.

I used my plucky poos to pick a well-done steak off the grill.

by Zigfried Smurdlap October 25, 2010

diarrhea poo

1) Something that is absolute shit. The worst imaginable thing you have ever seen. It is commonly used to insult someone when they tell a very terrible joke or do something that can only be describes as diarrhea poo.

2) Chronic Diarrhea that causes terrible pain to your ass when coming out. It is slurpy and wet.

1) Jimmy: Hey guys look at this drawing of my mother I spent all last night drawing! What do you think?

Chuck: I think your drawing is absolute diarrhea poo!

2) Jimmy: OMG I went into Chris's bathroom last night after the party to find the grossest fucking diarrhea poo in the toilet. I nearly barfed.

by Thejimjams December 14, 2010

trump poo

trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.

I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo

by Chang Qou September 19, 2016

ghost poo

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.

I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

Deepwater Horizon Poo

Oily, fatty floating diarrhea. Like an oil slick.

OMG I just had the biggest deepwater horizon poo EVER!

by poopyhead1987 December 27, 2011

bull's poo

another word for bullshit and bullcrap

Don't lie to me. You're talking bull's poo.

by anonymouslovex March 28, 2015