Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

Pantelis

A person that is obsessed with redheads and is also pronounced as Auswitchz.

Wx... Enas Pantelis (auswitchz) erxetai...

by RedheadLover123 November 22, 2021

pants

a article of clothing to cover up yourself so you dont get arrested for being naked.

im going to put a pair of pants on.

by ieatpoopforbreakfast.com November 7, 2019

Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023

Charm their pants off

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.

Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

Mackenzi's Cool Pants

Mackenzi's silk pants, and knock off Doc Martins.

"All of you guys are supporting chinese sweatshops I hope you know, my pants are made in the USA, like Mackenzi's Cool Pants.

by goonthor May 4, 2022