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i need it hard

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex
I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!
by sillyassbiiiitch November 29, 2022
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Simply hards

it’s not a “sex thing” it’s a beverage made by Simply as in Simply Lemonade one of the top 3 best widely distributed in the United States
We should get sloshed on simply hards this weekend
by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022
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Hard Grody

Next level of grodyness.... super grody. said to have been coined by a towny in claremont, ca.

enjoy and use frequent.
the spa at the gym was hard grody... full of peubs scabs and smelled like piss. but it was relaxing
by cokebane January 21, 2011
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hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt
did you roll that? Damn its a hard flex
by the flex master May 23, 2017
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hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 5, 2019
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Hards

The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.

He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
That monkey is such a Hards
I love how weird hards is
by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 3, 2023
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playing hard to hit

When a girl acts like she doesn’t want to have sex to make a guy try harder than normal.

Similar to ‘playing hard to get’ purely sexual.
Chris: Dude, Shelly wants me so bad.

Brian: Oh man, I been had that. She loves playing hard to hit.
by Deuce Grams March 16, 2022
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