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Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.
“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend
by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024
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Sharing a living space with the woman who lets you fuck her is HARD... To you? I mean... Maybe your personalities that are APPARENTLY allowing you to get into these relationships aren't all that great after all... Right? Raising kids is hard to you? I mean, some of you kind of phone it in. The school system does 7 hours a day for 13 years for you. Tax payer funded. Some of you are having your lives subsidized by the tax payer. Some of you are using day care and nannies and you ALSO WANT THAT TO BE SUBSIDIZED BY THE TAX PAYER. And then you STILL need me to glaze you. I mean, look at Elon! Grimes can't even get a hold of him for one of his kids medical concerns! And you are glazing his ass so hard that the world is basically a frictionless plane to him!
Hym "And now you want to use my AI to build a futuristic utopia FOR YOU without crediting or paying me! You're scum! You are objectively the worst of us! I'm clearly the best. As I have created AI and nothing you do will ever compare. Yet here I sit. Fluid in my brain. It hurts. Where are you? Spasming with your dick in a warm wet hole. What about a process that is 90% is subsidized and done by everyone else is hard to you? 70% of homeless people under the age of 25 are gay. If they're gay you don't even do it. 'Ope! He's gay. Toss him out and shit out a new one.' And then I... Have to sit here and consider them indispensable... WHEN THE PARENTS THEMSELVES DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO IT IF THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT!? Where's your daughter Jackie Chan!? HE DOESN'T KNOW! Probably finger banging somebody else's gay daughter! Fucking retards man! It's retarded! This is all so fucking retarded even the greatest mind who has ever lived can't comprehend it! I figured how to make science fiction reality yet I still can't figure out why everything is so fucking retard he- Oh right the incest... Riiiight..."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.
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An Image That Goes Hard

An image that “goes hard”, refers to an image that firstly looks like something you would only usually encounter on the internet or something that reflects on internet culture (memes, artistic content, etc.).

Secondly the image has to invoke either a sense of humour, (often sarcastic) bad-assery and/or coolness, sarcastic relatability, or a mix of the above.

These elements combined will result in the formation of an image that goes hard.
"Hey check out this image, it goes pretty hard right?" my friend said as he showed me the image on his phone. "That is in fact an image that goes hard man" I replied.
by oofinator4_3 December 1, 2023
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Cum Hard

its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman
by Tiddys October 7, 2020
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vision hard

The amazing culture and lads at vision systems
by Hey guys it’s me April 21, 2018
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hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?
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