Ghost Wipe

The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence

I took a ghost wipe since mom was in a rush

by PreciousToileter April 05, 2022

Ghost Stream

When you can't feel your dick, and you piss yourself

Dude 1: My stream hasn't stopped
Dude 2: It's a ghost stream

by dingus47 June 29, 2018

Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!

by Hamborenganymustrdre November 12, 2021

co-ghost

When you mutually ghost each other by not following up on a loose promise to make plans.

Often seen in the context of saying “we should catch up” or promising to get coffee when both parties clearly never want to speak to each other again.

Petrina: Kali and I were supposed to get our nails done but then neither of us mentioned it ever again.
Kate: you totally co-ghosted each other.

by WhiteShadow69 January 03, 2023

Ghost Head

When a ghost performs fellatio on a man through his clothes. Can be performed by a ghost of any gender.

"Bro, aren't you sad that your girlfriend died?"
"Nah fam, now I can get that good-ass ghost head"

by minotaur470 October 04, 2020

ghosty ghost

When two people simultaneously ghost eachother. But the last text from whoever was the last to text can’t be a question.

The both decided to ghost eachother. So they Both ghosty ghosted.

by Bananas34 July 11, 2020

ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018