Carpet fairy

someone who smokes crack and is 1 always on the carpet looking for their crack toke they lost 2 they are always on the carpet looking for a crack toke they didn't just drop but still are looking anyways even though there's no dope on the floor 3 they are pretending to be looking for their toke they claimed to have just lost but never did they are really just looking all over the carpet for other dope that may be on the carpet at whosever place they are at 4 they are looking for other peoples dope on the floor 5 they have stolen dope off whomever they are hanging out with from there place and they plant it or throw it on the floor then pretend to be either looking for their own toke or helping the other person find dope for them and then claiming it was there's they just dropped it 6 they some how always seem to find dope on your floor claiming to have either lost it the other day or just dropped it or like they find someone else's toke that came over and left and they found a chunk of crack they left behind even though you swept your floor they mysteriously a little too much always find or claim to have found magicaly Make a peice of crack appear out of no where

Person 1 : that's all I have left damn they really do need to start calling this shit more Im already down to just a gram I could have sworn I had like fucking at least 2 grams

Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier

Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either

by XyloZeem January 5, 2026

Venezualian Fairy Dust

The Venezualian Liner is when a person sniffs cocaine off a woman's clit during intercourse, while bumping specifically Chief Keef's Love Sosa and Don't Like. Which subsequently, the woman queefs, and blows the cocaine on the persons face.

"Me and my lesbian girlfriend did the Venezualian Fairy Dust last night."

by th3venezuluanfairy January 14, 2026

dancin with sugarplumb fairies

it basically means that you are under the influence of some substance.

Yo man, are you dancin with sugarplumb fairies?

Ya man i definitely am.

by adsome36 May 17, 2009

Magic Skank Fairys

What the link is between you and your drink

I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!

by KandTJ November 20, 2009

Flaming Donut Fairy

1) A Flaming Donut Fairy is a fairy who is a lit with flames and usually brings donuts to the good boys and girls.

2) A flaming man (Flamer) who dresses in a fairy costume and gives donuts to people.

Kid 1 "Wow, the Flaming Donut Fairy brought me a sprinkle donut."

Kid 2 "The fairy brought me a chocolate frosted donut."

by Cosmo619 January 16, 2011

super stan the fairy man

fat smelly pussy gay kid who likes fat cock and jon coughlin he is very werid and thinks hes funny made out with cage

oh im super stan the fairy man and i should be killed

by freakazoidsdfddsff May 17, 2011

Courtney Sue Fairbourn

1.A beautiful girl who everyone wants to be with. Who has beautiful hair and the prettiest eyes. She is not always the smartest but she is always the cutest girl anyone will ever meet. She is one of the most caring people on this planet. If you get close to her don't ever let her go shes worth every second.

2.The love of my life.

3.Exactly what everyone needs.

Are you waiting for "Courtney Sue Fairbourn" yes shes way worth my time. Shes so iressistible.

by kennabear61 June 12, 2011