Cheese chamber

The bathroom, particularly after someone has had a malodorous bowel movement.

Just passed the cheese chamber. You don't wanna go in there, man.

by blankenschmidt December 19, 2011

Cheese Dispensor

A condition in which a males penis is so sensitive he ejaculates upon contact with any surface.

Did you hear about the guy who has the cheese dispensor?

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

Cheese Scab

The scabby remanence of cheese that remains after using a toasted sandwich/toastie maker.

Can be used as a way to describe some one who just lurks in the background saying nothing.

'That josh from the office is such a cheese scab!'

by reggaesauce2000 November 9, 2023

WAD of Cheese

a complete gastrostomy of a man, someone who is just so lardy and round yet slim and smooth

QW: look at AndI East
MT: fucking WAD of cheese

by DEICER December 15, 2022

American cheese

Something that seems to be cheese, but in reality, its just plastic

American cheese is gross, its not even real cheese!

by Morpheas7819 January 6, 2023

Cheese slime

The shit you pick off your dick when you're bored and want a quick snack

"Hey bro, can I have a bit of your cheese slime? I'm feeling rather peckish."
"G E T I N T H E F O R E V E R B O X"

by taintsniffingticklebandit August 10, 2023

Squeezin the cheese

You know when you really gotta use the bathroom but you don’t have a bathroom to go anywhere close so you just gotta hold it in? Yeah that’s squeezin the cheese. The actual act of holding in your bowel movement cause you have no other options

“Hey Tony… man… I have to blow a tube so bad but there is no where to go! I’m really squeezin the cheese right now!!! Help me out!”

by Mr. Yeast September 3, 2023