The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
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Toucherism is a Paraphilia and is very simmilar to Molestation. Toucherism is also referred to as Frotteruism and involve's rubbing, usually one's pelvic area or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual pleasure. It may involve touching any part of the body, including the genital area.
Female: ARE YOU RUBBING YOU COCK AGAINST ME!?!?
Male: Tone it down, or other's will hear.
Female: THIS IS TOUCHERISM!!!
Male: Tone it down, or other's will hear.
Female: THIS IS TOUCHERISM!!!
by Leonell Zykowich July 12, 2018
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Bro1: Bro I scored a touchdown on Karen last night. Bro2: Did you make the extra point? Bro1: nah I went for 2 and ended up getting my pipe stuck in her 12 year old sister :(
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Oh that's Mack, he's a TouchBoi! Soon as he finishes that integral he'll head down to the playground and do his thing!
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