FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone

"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."

by Storm-King December 6, 2013

Raw Bone

A bone that is not cooked yet is often used to describe something very thin.

After the surgery, he lost his appetite and as a result, he lost a lot of weight. Poor man, he is as skinny as a raw bone.

by Karl, j, Anderson January 16, 2023

T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone on the second Tuesday of October.

Kevin: yo tomorrow is the second Tuesday of October

Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother

by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

by deeliciousness December 14, 2013

solid bones

a man's erect penis

Man she sure loved sucking on our solid bones.

by sirmeep July 6, 2018

Bone dog

A guy who calls any girl a hoe,slut,thot after being interested in her then later getting rejected. Also a type of a fuckboy

He just called me a thot, Whatta bone dog .

by Thots69 June 25, 2017