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Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa January 02, 2016

electric porn

why.

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Becoming famous and we'll know through pron videos and pictures.

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Porn famous

Becoming famous and we'll know through pron videos and pictures.

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lesbian midget porn

The thing you put on for little five year olds while babysitting.

Babysitter: What do kids watch nowadays?
Mom: Lesbian midget porn

by November 20, 2022

republican porn

Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)

Guy 1: I don't have time to search for my fetish today, I need satisfactory porn now!

Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!

by 17%ofwomen April 25, 2014

Bullet porn

A film or tv show/episode where typically there are more exchanges of gunfire with the main character than there are words. Often plot-light, and action-heavy. Films like John Wick 4, Hardcore Henry, Rambo 4, The Transporter, Hard Boiled, The Matrix

A: Did you see John Wick 4?
B: Yes, total bullet porn

by EvilToilet April 09, 2023