Speedytism

People that love the character speedy and have autism

I have speedytism

Speedytism by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

Speedo torpedo by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

Speedo torpedo by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

Speedskating

Speedskating is a winter sport that takes place on an ice rink, where skaters line up at the starting line and race to see who is the fastest. There are different types of speedskating, including long track and short track, with races held over various distances. For safety, skaters wear helmets, cut-resistant gloves, knee pads, shin guards, and sometimes neck guards to protect them during falls. Speedskating blades are longer than hockey blades and allow skaters to reach speeds of up to 50 km/h, so safety rules and protective equipment are very important. Overall, speed skating is an exciting, challenging, and thrilling sport to watch and compete in.

I love speedskating!

Speedskating by Da_sk8ter January 11, 2026

Speech peppermint

Trying to tell someone you have a speech impediment when you have a speech impediment.

I have a speech peppermint

Speech peppermint by Thatguy43 February 1, 2026

Speeck

A speech, but you aren't relying on the crowd.

I gave a speeck, but the audience could not understand me.

Speeck by institutionalgarbage February 11, 2026

Speep Sociology

A typo-turned-term for the specific study of social dynamics that occur in the liminal, semi-conscious state between "sleep" and "deep." It's the analysis of the mumbled conversations you have with your partner at 3 AM, the logic of dreams where your coworker is also a penguin and it makes perfect sense, and the etiquette of pretending you didn't hear your roommate come in at 4 AM. Speep sociology acknowledges that a significant portion of human communication happens when at least one party is technically unconscious.

*Example: "According to speep sociology, my agreement to 'buy a boat and move to Aruba' at 2:17 AM is not legally binding, despite my partner's insistence that I 'seemed very sure about it' at the time. I was clearly in a speep-induced state of poor decision-making."*

Speep Sociology by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026