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One Night Hand

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.
by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016
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Cuntry Hand Towel

When a female licks the piss off a dick.
Jenny cleaned my dick like a cuntry hand towel.
by MagicV July 15, 2016
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Bare hand smacker

Having raw sex.
Bro did you even use a condom? Hell nah I hit her with the bare hand smacker
by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017
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Second-hand trashed

(N.) the act of intoxication by means of one's environment
After the Trump election, Chris was second-hand trashed without having a single beer.
by FourthFloorGuy69 November 14, 2016
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Left Hand Gulliver

1. The act of fisting a midget with the left hand.
2. The name of a pro-environmental boy band from the early 90s most famous for their one-hit wonder "You Can Break My Heart, But Not The Rainforest".
3. The working title of "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" by Laurence Stern.
4. A loose translation of Martin Heidegger's "In-der-Welt-sein".
1. Tracy asked for a Left Hand Gulliver last night. She's been walking funny the whole morning.
2. "Left Hand Gulliver" seriously sucked. The name didn't have anything to do with environmentalism.
3. Good thing Stern scrapped that last title. I still can't believe that he didn't know his book was referring to midget fisting.
4. The traditional Western dichotomy of object/subject has been exerted in the Heideggerian notion of "Left Hand Gulliver".
by franzpolak November 12, 2010
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Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.
by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014
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Shaking hands with the bishop

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!
by samsammydog March 28, 2012
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