monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

Space Monkey

A term of endearment for someone from (or having returned from) Space. Usually followed by physical contact such as a tousling of the hair or other more intimate contact, depending on circumstances.
~Source: Richard Dean Anderson

Come here you little space monkey. You're virtually radiating cosmic goodwill.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

by JB March 12, 2003

trunk monkey

a girl who loves anal sex

I couldn't believe how much of a trunk monkey that girl was.

by Chris Colbeck May 14, 2005

Monkey punch

A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand

Shut up or I will monkey punch you

by theeyeofthewolf November 28, 2011

poarch monkey

A slang word for a dirty indian or a black person.

Coady loves sniffing gas, hes such a poarch monkey!

by Trevdawg April 10, 2006

Monkey bath

A bath that is so hot when lowering in to it all u say is ooooh ooooh ahhhh ahhhh

by shearer June 17, 2003