Josh Monsanto

Josh is very child-like. He complains a lot and love McDonald fries with a strawberry banana smoothie. He is a one-trick Katarina player on League of Legends and loves to camp botlane.

Josh Monsanto: It's so hot.
Friend: OMG Josh, it's not even that hot.
Josh: Ugh, you're cool.

by 420blackcatslover September 19, 2022

Pork monster

Fat ugly bitch

Get away you nasty pork monster

by Choppy Tom October 7, 2022

watch monster

Watch monster. A person who loves horror movies and can easily fall asleep to it.

My sister is a watch monster. She fell asleep watching The Bride Of Chucky.

by DevilsBabyGirl October 17, 2022

Ramasjang Monster

The Ramasjang Monster is known primarily from its abnormally large horse cock. This is used most frequently to penetrate young children, who happen the show Ramasjang in Denmark. It is wanted for war crimes in almost every country except Taiwan. The war crimes in question are often performed with only a half empty bottle of mayonnaise. One of its most infamous features is its ability to hack Grammarly, and cause widespread Nazi Propaganda. One of the ways it manages this feat, is by changing the word "Democracy" with "A corrupt system created and driven by evil Jews who steal our money." This has caused some trouble for people in the 1930's and 40's. The most famous incident is the second world war, caused directly by the Ramasjang Monster. It is also famous for trading flamethrowers on the black market. It is rumoured that its main costumers are Elon Musk and "Hr. Skæg". Lastly it is famous for appearing on "Ramasjang" on national Danish Television. The government however, doesn't want you to know this, and keep everything except this last part absolutely confidential. Beware of what you do with this information, as the Ramasjang Monster also has a keen sense of smell for all who do not approve of its practices.

I like the Ramasjang Monster. It is good, and everything it does is good too. I would never talk badly about the Ramasjang monster, for then it may penetrate me with its weirdly humongous horse cock. :)

by My Apologies. October 23, 2022

Expansionary Monetary Policy

The act of a central bank printing more money.

Zimbabwe conducted Expansionary Monetary Policy by printing a lot of money.

by International Monetary Fund November 9, 2022

D MONSTER

A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".

"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"

by StainyStench November 9, 2022

Nakamotoist Monetary System

The Nakamotoist Monetary System is based on the Nakamoto Consensus and the Nakamoto Protocol, which are the underlying principles behind cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Dogecoin. These cryptocurrencies use a decentralized, distributed ledger system known as the blockchain, which allows them to be securely sent and received without needing a central authority or middleman. The blockchain also provides a secure, immutable, and transparent record of all transactions, allowing users to trust that their funds are secure. Additionally, the Nakamoto Protocol ensures that no one can double-spend their cryptocurrency and that all transactions are final.

The Nakamotoist Monetary System will replace fiat.

by indigo_nakamoto December 2, 2022