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Long Island

An island within the state of New York

This Island is probably not what you think, It’s not like the British Indian Ocean Territory or Solomon Islands, it has Towns, Villages, Farms and more

As a Long Island citizen I disagree to the people who say there is only ghettos, obviously there is sketchy spots in Long Island but there’s not all, there’s also some really rich places
“How was your trip to Long Island?”

It was fun but Arizona was better”
by Makemynameappropriate67 June 2, 2024
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Coney Island weinering

The act of shitting diarrhea on a woman’s chest, then proceeding to titty fuck her.
Gavin: I gave brads mom a Coney Island weinering last night.

Tye: what’s that?

Gavin: it’s when you diarrhea on her chest then titty fuck her.
by Coors Drinker 69 June 16, 2024
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Easter Island Heads

Are you fucking shitting me!? Did somebody destroy those!? What the fuck!?
Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.
by Hym Iam March 3, 2024
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Long Island Green Tea

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.
"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024
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Epstein Island

Where Perverts go to have 'Cheese Pizza Parties.'
'Yo what was Bill Clinton doing on Epstein Island?'

'Cheese Pizza'
by Masihiun March 11, 2024
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Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024
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Fire Island Lunchbox

When a gay male pisses and ejaculates into his partners asshole. The mixture is cured for 48 hours then shat out onto a hotdog bun. This is then eaten by both beachside.
Garrett seems to really enjoy the lunch he packed into Ronaldos Fire Island lunchbox.
by Jesse Millpage March 29, 2024
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