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Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door ๐Ÿšช and fell Iโ€™m pissed ๐Ÿ˜ค Canโ€™t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra ๐Ÿ˜ ". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell ๐Ÿคฆ โ™‚๏ธ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
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You have been so bored that you start typing
Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf
by expectence September 1, 2025
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Have a giant day

A figure of speech meaning to have a giant dick stuffed in your mouth
Im about to go to the club you coming?

Nah but you have a giant day.
by IMawordmaker20 December 18, 2024
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Have-crybabies

First used by Firey from BFDI
Have-crybabies is a way to define someone if they plan on making the sun cooler and they fail to do so.
"Have nots?! More like have...uhh...have-crybabies?
by TheBois March 20, 2021
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