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free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free
Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"
by anon1569 May 14, 2021
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free hat

when thw male ejaculates with a condom on and the girl takes the condom and wears it like a hat
damn man my girlfriend did a free hat and then her friend came out of the closet and then the last thing i knew was that i was on a threesome
by diego´s friend May 16, 2021
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free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021
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Free speech

Anybody can say or do something when there is no fear of getting in trouble, it's who is still willing to do something they could or will get in trouble for.
The girl talking about free speech wasn't really liberating anybody but herself with her actions.
by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021
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Freebirdd

A bad ass. Childish innocence. Intelligent, but often overwhelmed- whether created by outside factors or themselves. Always lost but has certain places or people they consider home. Seeking new experiences while staying stuck because of extenuating circumstances. Caring, yet selfish. Road rage. The wind. Severe storms mixed with mountain fresh summer smells. Flighty. Lovable. Misunderstood. Trying the best while also cutting corners. Guarded but open. Occasionally has bathroom incidents. Good friends they call family. A freebirdd.
That's freebirdd. Yea, they cool and shit.
by Fbird1 June 26, 2021
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free gift with purchase

A slutty person who has an STD
She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something
by Duke diggler July 3, 2021
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Free will

Your entire future was made from the start of time, I believe.

Free will
by DICKWARIO July 14, 2021
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