Hitler Dick
An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.
Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
Hitler Dick by Analkin May 25, 2022