Urban Dictionary 

The website that allows everyone else to make definitions that contain bad stuff, such as defamation and harassment, but when I do it, they do not allow it. In fact, they probably won't let this one go in either. Why? No idea.

Let me please talk to the person who looks over this for a second.

Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, 35-year-old virgin who works at Urban Dictionary, reviewing definition drafts and jerking off all day. What's your damn problem with me? What did I ever do to you, bitch? Haters gonna fucking hate, I guess.

Asshole.

With this definition, I have submitted five tags that I associate with most Urban Dictionary employees, especially the ones that look over my shit: bullshit, asshole, pussy, bitch, and dick.

Urban Dictionary by bloonsfan17 August 7, 2015

urban dictionary 

A place where old people go to fully understand the young slang now days.
The urban dictionary helps to educate you in the words of the many english bafoons.

let's go online, and use the urban dictionary to learn what these young kids nowadays are talking about.

urban dictionary by Cheezin man September 1, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

A butcher's shop for the English language.

Not sure what that slang meant? Check Urban Dictionary, that's all it's really good for.

Urban Dictionary by Fellow Language Butcher November 11, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

A pretty good website. Users submit informal definitions of established words or of slang, usually meant to be humorous. If easily offended or grossed out, you should use dictionary.com instead

I always like to check Urban Dictionary's definition for a good laugh

Urban Dictionary by Me, the only person I can be December 7, 2015

urban dictionary 

A place to find (mostly) hilarious stuff even though some people go on their to be serious (but who does that anymore-_-)Its a place to go on when your at school and is bored as fuck. Also a place to spread gossip about celebrities. It is simply gods way of knowing whats going on in this run down world. Pretty much the only sane people in this world are the gamers. Who like no physical activity, soaking in all this damn pollution. Seriously, I don't understand people who enjoy a lot of physical activity. Oh, and sex positions. Lots and lots of sex positions.

Boy 1: "Dude this is sooooo boring."
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"

urban dictionary by corvokenway December 7, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

Where you see that apparently EVERY SINGLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE is slang for something sexual.

Urban Dictionary's word of the day: Word: "The." Definition: LOL POOP BUTT DICK HAHAHAHAHA!!1111

Urban Dictionary by Interplacebo December 12, 2015

urban dictionary 

Best go to dictionary yet!!! I live by it... Basically the bible.

Have you ever looked up ur name?; the urban dictionary has got it. Jessica is Gods gift lol;). Look up yours!!

urban dictionary by Iamaokjessica December 21, 2015